nahi, aisa nahi ho sakta!
BUT I LOVE HIM...!*cries melodramatically*
*throws self on bed and drowns in tears*
*rejects food given by servant maid pushed through bedroom door flap saying "main marjaoongi, lekin main apni baap ka ghar ka khana nahin kaoongi" (translation: I'll die, but i wont eat the food of my fathers home" [due to grudge aginst father])*
*trashes bedroom*
*ties together a bunch of bedsheets and dupattas to make a rope to climb down out of window*
*throws one end of rope out of the window*
*puts pillows under bed-covers to make it look like she's in bed sleeping when parents come to check up on her*
*makes escape through window*
*elopes with Hindu boyfriend who Muslim parents wont let her marry cos he's not rich enough [not actually because he's a Hindu]. *
Leh. take your freaking post and eat it.
Disclamer: all of the above are based purely on fictional events. there is no such drama in my life, so I've had to uhm..improvise...before I beat the living daylights out of some people who keep pestering me to post.
um...as salaamu alaikum.
PAYCE OUT!
ps. this post has been partly inspired by:
New Blog Link for Ummah Films can be found to your left. :-D
Edit: As pointed out/ is obvious: also Inspired by Bollywood.
No you may not call me a fanatic. Since this type of thing only happened in the old days. It's soooo past tense. ok. bye. :-D )
(except for in Khabhi Khushi Khabi Gham, where Amitabh didnt let SRK marry Kajol cos she was a lower caste..... )
Not that I uhh...watched it..or anything like that.......ehehe....ehe.... uhhm... *runs away*
posted by sha. @ 7/27/2006 11:12:00 am
11 Comments:
uhm, i think you should mention that bollywood also inspires posts like that.
ahaha. i thought it was obvious enough. but ima make an edit.
maybe it happened to you in a past life lol :o
loool
Very creative thank you for sharing. Salaams.
brotherhood : i wasnt the hindu in the story..i dont believe in reincarnation...:P
(...but then again...if its set in India..anything can happen....)
khadiijah : thanks..i guess..um..salaam..
almira ahahahahaha. np. all in a days work.
walaikumassalam
Funny stuff. How about you flex some bengali now? :p
Just popped by to say hey & thanks :)
Zay
khadiijah: :-)
zany: haha, i did, in the first post...it says 'bala ni'...a whole two words! (all i know *blush*) hehehe
hey, hope you're cool, as can be :)
xx
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathe*
CricKeTy: your comments on my blog are so inspiring. thankyou.
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