grr.
grr. my new favorite word.Hello blog. As Salamu Aliakum. Kaise hain aap? Bala ni? Its been a long time. How are your wife and kids? Good? Good.
I digress...where was I?
oh thats right "Grr".
"Grr 1". I hate you blog. you have scarred me for life. There I was. Minding my own business and/ or blog. Changing templates. When suddenly. Out of nowhere.
"This page cannot be displayed. Thankyou come again. By the way, you're
ugly."
The cheek of it. Grr. So, okay, i thought. No biggie. "'Refresh' is your friend :-D" as they say. So I click refresh.
Wth? anyhoo. turns out, refresh is not thy friend. refresh is thy traitor. TRAITOR!!!111222333*&(&*(&~@>@!!"This page cannot be displayed. Thankyou come again. By the way, you're ugly.
Also. Your face sucks"
grr. so after a disk defragment. a disk cleanup. 2 more disk defragments. still no luck. *cries melodramatically due to painful memories of no internet access*
ahem.
So. Saturday rolls around and I'm supposed to be revising. ahahaha. ahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ahem *cough*..excuse my erm, little outburst there...
yea, so um....oh yea..Saturday. I just about manage to log on to MSN.
and manage to find someone online to help me fix the net (thanyee btw:D).
so there i am. minding my own business. and/ fixing the net. when all of a sudden. out of nowhere. this big huge thing comes along.
"ARRRRGHHH!" I scream.
and then i put my glasses on and realise it's my brother:
" I need the extension."
"what extension?!!"
" That extention!!"
"what extension?!!"
" The plug socket extenstion"
"you cant take it, i'm fixing the Net. Its slooooooo. and broken"
" You dont need it to be fast"
Then he switches off the computer and takes the plug extention!?!? GRR! HELLOOO??!!
however. there were plus points to this situation. eg. Sunday.
man that felt good.Phat* Bro:" Is the net working now? I need to use it"
Sister : *tone of voice that comes with look of 'are you stupid?'*" NO."
Phat* Bro:" Not working at all??!"
Sister : *tone of voice that comes with look of 'wth?'*" NO." Me, in my head, overhearing from the next room: "hehe he. hahahaha.
ahahahaha. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
highlight of my day.
No i'm not a weirdo. i just get constant tellings off from Phat* Bro, for being spotted surfing the Net, because I umm...used to << be found spending too much time on the Net. But once a crim always a crim. apparently. So.
On Sunday, later on I try and log on. msn I can just about do. but theres no one online to help me. I noticed I had 4 emails unread, whic really irritates me, since i cant read them. I tried 1012468 times (approximately**) to log in, but I decided I had to go revise and gave up after about 10/15 minutes of trying.
So today I had my last exam (yay!). and then went shopping in town, and thought I’d go to the BBC shop while I was at it and check my email on the computers. But man did it pour down. I got off the bus in the middle of town, did some shopping, was on my way home, and was near the front end of town when I suddenly remembered t’BBC shop. By this time it was raining sheep and other farm animals that you’d like to stereotype Wales as being made of.
So I made my way to the BBC shop, which is all the other way at the back end of town.
In the rain. And it what was I confronted with when I got there?!
A ‘closed’ sign. Arr. ( this is pirate-speak for ‘grr’ btw :look: )
By the way, did I mention theres holes in the back of my shoes?
Oi! Stop laughing.
(in case you’re wondering, I do have hole-free shoes, but they’re soft and somebody put loads of other shoes on top of it in a pile, now they’re crushed. And my hole-y shoes are real comfortable. Why didn’t I wear my boots? I don’t know. Hindsight. Bleh.)
oh yeh, um: Plus point 2 of broken Net.
so, over the weekend as i was running out of time to revise, I prayyyyed to God that I pass my last exam, and to help me stay focused on my studies. And He did. He broke my Net. No distraction. :) Takbir!
Allahu Akbar!
I reckon this because I finished my last exam (and it went fairly well Alhamdulillah ) and I came home- Wonder of wonders! It’s a miracle. I CAN SEE AGAIN! *translates* : “ the Internet happens to be magically repaired” Yay!
Btw, on my way home, I got fed up of being annoyed of the rain in my shoes, so I stepped in some puddles and decided to embrace the soaked socks feeling. Squish, squish. :-D
I wish I had wellies. * reminisces*. Ahh.
Sorry about the long post.
Grr. Blog. I feel thou shall be detrimental to my time and health and sanity or lack thereof.
* when I say Phat, I probably mean something else
** this is an outright lie. It was more like 1092028923243294 times.
I think I'm sick of the word grr now.
Grr.
posted by sha. @ 6/26/2006 02:35:00 pm
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