nahi, aisa nahi ho sakta!
BUT I LOVE HIM...!*cries melodramatically*
*throws self on bed and drowns in tears*
*rejects food given by servant maid pushed through bedroom door flap saying "main marjaoongi, lekin main apni baap ka ghar ka khana nahin kaoongi" (translation: I'll die, but i wont eat the food of my fathers home" [due to grudge aginst father])*
*trashes bedroom*
*ties together a bunch of bedsheets and dupattas to make a rope to climb down out of window*
*throws one end of rope out of the window*
*puts pillows under bed-covers to make it look like she's in bed sleeping when parents come to check up on her*
*makes escape through window*
*elopes with Hindu boyfriend who Muslim parents wont let her marry cos he's not rich enough [not actually because he's a Hindu]. *
Leh. take your freaking post and eat it.
Disclamer: all of the above are based purely on fictional events. there is no such drama in my life, so I've had to uhm..improvise...before I beat the living daylights out of some people who keep pestering me to post.
um...as salaamu alaikum.
PAYCE OUT!
ps. this post has been partly inspired by:
New Blog Link for Ummah Films can be found to your left. :-D
Edit: As pointed out/ is obvious: also Inspired by Bollywood.
No you may not call me a fanatic. Since this type of thing only happened in the old days. It's soooo past tense. ok. bye. :-D )
(except for in Khabhi Khushi Khabi Gham, where Amitabh didnt let SRK marry Kajol cos she was a lower caste..... )
Not that I uhh...watched it..or anything like that.......ehehe....ehe.... uhhm... *runs away*
posted by sha. @ 7/27/2006 11:12:00 am
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